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From The Onion—“Nation’s Liberals Suffering From Outrage Fatigue”:

…Of the liberals afflicted with fatigue, many said they are still haunted by the specters of their former outrage.

“I can’t even look at the back of my Volvo anymore,” said one Syracuse, NY liberal who wished to remain anonymous. “My ‘Lick Bush’ and ‘Four More Wars’ bumper stickers just remind me of the angry feelings I can’t sustain. I still have a MoveOn.org sign hanging up in my cubicle at work, but if someone starts to talk about Cheney, I can’t take it. I’m like, ‘Yes, we all hate Cheney. He’s an evil puppet-master. Yes, Bush is dumb. This is obvious. How many times can we say it? Now, excuse me, will you let me through so I can microwave my burrito?'”

8 Responses to “capturing the liberal zeitgeist”

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damn, leslie beat me to it. stop packing and POST!

yeah. don’t make us start making lewd comments to offend your parents and get your attention. we’re just about to that point.

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see?! we say “lewd” and you respond.. you’re conditioning us, here. we won’t be able to help ourselves.

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how ever did you know it was me? 😉