What the Bear Ate: pita bread.

Chocolate-covered raisins.

Gorgonzola cheese.

Chocolate-covered ginger.

A bag of sugar.

Part of a pickle and a box of cookies.

During the 5:30am bear raid itself, Doug was in his tent googling "camping bear safety" on his iPhone. Surely a first.

Luckily, the bear (we named him Santa because he ate the milk and cookies) left the breakfast burrito fixings intact.

Mmm. Sausage.

We felt it was appropriate to celebrate our survival with mimosas.

To Santa!

Double-fisting hot chocolate and mimosa.

Roasting the bear pickle.

And then after the mimosas... 8am beer!